guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 190870

mvrmur:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 19541

becketpilots:

A movie that starts out with the normal cast of mostly white dudes and through various plot situations the white dudes start disappearing and get replaced with non-white, female, non-binary, and trans characters.

And no one in the movie asks where the white dudes went. No one cares.

View text
  • 6 hours ago
  • 15

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

View text
  • 6 hours ago
  • 563060

richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

View text
  • 6 hours ago
  • 183324
View photo
  • 6 hours ago
  • 2302

Let It Go

View audio
  • 6 hours ago
  • 137671

jaclcfrost:

u know when ur fav character does something that should be really badass and actually is really badass

but all u can do is look at them and just shake ur head like

what a nerd

View text
  • 6 hours ago
  • 5790

1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

enjolrasactual (via hachikuji)
View quote
  • 6 hours ago
  • 41608

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

image

View text
  • 7 hours ago
  • 373959
x